E-Mail sending agreement with Nils Kammenhuber

By sending a message to any address that will cause it to end up in my mailbox you hereby agree that:

• I am by definition “the intended recipient” of the message.
• I may assume that any views or opinions expressed represent those of your company.
• You either make no intellectual property claims to the message or grant me a royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, non-exclusive and fully sublicensable right to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, ridicule, create derivative works from and distribute the content.

You agree that this agreement overrides any disclaimer, statement of confidentiality or other statement claiming a usage restriction that may be included in your message.

Irony disclaimer

If you don’t get the irony behind this text:
Actually, all those disclaimers, confidentiality messages etc. which so many companies append to the end of e-mails sent by their employees are completely pointless, legally more than questionable — and they are hugely getting on people’s nerves! By the way: Have you ever seen any such nonsense on a postal letter (i. e., one that is printed on paper)? Probably not! So why add it to e-mails?